The Less You Know

Ep 2: Come Into My Office

A.K.A. Alfred’s Last Podcast

Today’s Report Includes: “Patrick Stewart Masturbater”^[1], “McDonalds, Hit Us Up”^[2],  “Putting The Dick In Moby DIck”^[3], “Slithery Surprises”^[4], “Advanced Role Play”^[5], & “Shitler”^[6]

Also, Would you rather? Would ya'?? ... well, would ya, Andrew? Wait. Who IS Andrew??* Find out on this week's dahrty-dark episode! 

 

 

*(We may never know)

 

Would You Rather:  Give The First 95% of a Blow Job -or- The Last 5%?

Always Feel Like There’s A Small Rock In Your Shoe -or- Chip Crumbs In Your Bed 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

  

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/

2. https://worldnews.easybranches.com/regions/u-s/mcdonald-s-will-happily-deliver-adult-sized-onesies-so-you-can-have-your-big-mac-and-wear-it-too-195922

3. https://nypost.com/2017/05/12/chubby-shark-humper-might-be-an-ex-nypd-cop/

4. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/27/dozens-snakes-dumped-arkansas-walmart-parking-lot/307046001/

5. http://politicalhat.com/2016/08/13/federal-government-to-fund-creation-of-catgirls/

6. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

 

Til’ Next Time, DJ MOZZY O U T!

 

#TLYK #ReverseHorcuses #ReverseHorcuses #SnakeGourmand #WhiteFaceLivesMatter

Ep 1: Clack-a-Lackin'

A.K.A. André’s Ball Scare

Today’s Report Includes: “Plant Gives Birth To a Ghost”^[1], “Aesthetic Balls”^[2],  “We’re Shutting This Shit Down”^[3], “Wowie-Zowie”^[4], “A Tale as Old As Time“^[5], “Possible Cryptid Morphsuit Man”^[6] , “Come On Kaley…”^[7] , “Breaking Bad Season 7”^[8], & “Roombas Give Good Head”^[9]

Also, the grand premier of our first segment: I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶t̶h̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶s̶e̶?̶ ̶ Dummy Dunkers!!! 

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/06/15/breatharian-couple-survives-on-the-universes-energy-instead-of-food/

2. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/man-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery-sweden-stockholm-plastic-fat-transfer-a7868741.html

3. https://www.apnews.com/04078109ae584df0b158c6ea8d968827

4. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/celeb-style/jennifer-lopezs-monokini-is-so-sexy-we-dont-even-know-where-to-begin/ss-AAx8gRJ

5. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-72-shoots-28-year-old-wife-head-bronx-home-cops-article-1.3361652

6. http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/police-called-after-someone-in-morph-suit-jumps-in-front-of-cars-in-gorleston-1-5093231

7. https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/thor-as-a-kid?utm_term=.ynJzey485#.kl8nklzOZ

8. http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/police-seize-nearly-1-million-in-meth-infused-lollipops-shaped-like-yoda/

9. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/07/25/the-company-behind-the-roomba-wants-to-sell-maps-of-your-home/

 

Til’ Next Time, Come ON Kaley…. Kaley!

 

#Trillennials #ComeOnKaley #MethMyth