http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2017/09/03-wife-cuts-husbands-penis-golf.html
http://incrediblethings.com/news/reptile-smuggling-man-arrested-smuggling-king-cobras-potato-chips-can/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/30/thieves-dig-into-wine-cellar-paris-catacombs-france
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jesus-sonogram-pic_us_599eec21e4b0821444c16eb7
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/goat-human-face-village-terrified-11031007

'Till Next Time, young and young girls; we spend all day at the amusement park.

#TLYK

Sep 2017

Ep 4: Trix Are For Me

A.K.A. Handy Hamburger Hell

Today’s Report Includes: “An Awful Litigious Pet Peeve”^[1], “The Thing I Am”^[2], “Hamburger Help Yourself”^[3], “Dumb Idiot Has Been Dumb For Decades”^[4], “Grandma or Fine? Choose Wisely”^[5], & “Guardians of the Garlic-cy”^[6]

Also, the gang waxes poetic on penning dream musicals and for the first time, a TRIPLE Dummy Dunker.

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/05/17/texas-man-sues-his-date-texting-during-guardians-galaxy-vol-2/101786452/

2. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/steve-bannon-wrote-shakespearean-rap-musical-article-1.3129434

3. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a54737/hangry-woman-stabs-ex-boyfriend-in-the-back-for-refusing-to-make-her-food/

4. https://www.upi.com/British-woman-didnt-know-she-had-27-contact-lenses-on-one-eye/6401500252717/

5. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11354515/Boy-5-given-invoice-for-missing-friends-birthday-party.html

6. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/345478-9-year-old-applies-for-nasa-alien-fighting-job

Til’ Next Time, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PUPPIES GIRLS!

#TLYK #YelpMemes

Sep 2017

Ep 3: Stop Saying U**r!

A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again

Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”^[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”^[2], “No Thanks”^[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”^[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”^[5]

Also, the exciting conclusion of last week's would you rather saga and whole, whole song about vore.

Listicle: “”^[6]

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman

Would You Rather: All Your Fingers Are Dicks -or- Your Dick Is A Finger?

Article Links:

1. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/

2. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4227699/gravely-ill-boy-has-dreams-of-becoming-policeman-fulfilled/

3. https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/boogeyman-or-conspiracy-women-s-hair-being-mysteriously-chopped-off-across-haryana-ncr/story-0ISn38IjejK7puKfHrMxyJ.html

4. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/sausage-wielding-gang-attacks-vegan-cafe

5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boy-drives-across-australia_us_58fcd410e4b06b9cb917a79e

6. https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

Til’ Next Time, if you want to keep your man? Put menstrual blood in your man’s food!

#TLYK #NotAll Dents