A.K.A. Squirrels Have Infested My Wife
Today’s Report Includes: “A Tree Interuption”[1], “An Egg Battle”[2], “Umby Pumbly”[3], “Hot Clown”[4], “A Date Goes Smelly”[5], & “Shark PD”[6]
Also, Larry The Cable Guy impressions!!!
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez,
Article Links:
- https://www.pressherald.com/2016/10/24/man-dressed-tree-arrested-blocking-portland-street/
- https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/stabbings/roommates-fight-over-eggs-sends-one-man-to-hospital/
- https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/teletubbies-nightmarish-babies-its-ruined-10888501
- https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krishrach/wanting-to-bang-the-clown-from-it-is-apparently-a-thing
- https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liam-smyth-toilet-date-tinder_us_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b
- https://portcitydaily.com/local-news/2017/08/31/drone-footage-man-fleeing-police-nearly-a-mile-out-to-sea-pursued-by-shark-nws/
'Till Next Time, Can You Pass The Salt?.
#TLYK #TheLifeofATree #PixarBoy #PenguinPops #UmbyPumbly #DaddyLongLeg
A.K.A. Roy Shrek Biv
Today’s Report Includes: “Tired Now?”[1], “Sssmuggling Sssuspect”[2], “Some Castle of Cagliostro Shit”[3], “”[4], “[5]”, “”[6] & “”[7]
Also, Brandon gets the rest of the hosts to admit to thought crimes.
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez
Article Links:
- http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2017/09/03-wife-cuts-husbands-penis-golf.html
- http://incrediblethings.com/news/reptile-smuggling-man-arrested-smuggling-king-cobras-potato-chips-can/
- https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/30/thieves-dig-into-wine-cellar-paris-catacombs-france
- https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jesus-sonogram-pic_us_599eec21e4b0821444c16eb7
- https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/goat-human-face-village-terrified-11031007
'Till Next Time, young and young girls; we spend all day at the amusement park.
#TLYK
A.K.A. Handy Hamburger Hell
Today’s Report Includes: “An Awful Litigious Pet Peeve”[1], “The Thing I Am”[2], “Hamburger Help Yourself”[3], “Dumb Idiot Has Been Dumb For Decades”[4], “Grandma or Fine? Choose Wisely”[5], & “Guardians of the Garlic-cy”[6]
Also, the gang waxes poetic on penning dream musicals and for the first time, a TRIPLE Dummy Dunker.
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez
Article Links:
1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/05/17/texas-man-sues-his-date-texting-during-guardians-galaxy-vol-2/101786452/
2. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/steve-bannon-wrote-shakespearean-rap-musical-article-1.3129434
3. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a54737/hangry-woman-stabs-ex-boyfriend-in-the-back-for-refusing-to-make-her-food/
4. https://www.upi.com/British-woman-didnt-know-she-had-27-contact-lenses-on-one-eye/6401500252717/
5. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11354515/Boy-5-given-invoice-for-missing-friends-birthday-party.html
6. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/345478-9-year-old-applies-for-nasa-alien-fighting-job
Til’ Next Time, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PUPPIES GIRLS!
#TLYK #YelpMemes
A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again
Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”[2], “No Thanks”[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”[5]
Also, the exciting conclusion of last week's would you rather saga and whole, whole song about vore.
Listicle: “”[6]
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman
Would You Rather: All Your Fingers Are Dicks -or- Your Dick Is A Finger?
Article Links:
1. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/
2. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4227699/gravely-ill-boy-has-dreams-of-becoming-policeman-fulfilled/
3. https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/boogeyman-or-conspiracy-women-s-hair-being-mysteriously-chopped-off-across-haryana-ncr/story-0ISn38IjejK7puKfHrMxyJ.html
4. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/sausage-wielding-gang-attacks-vegan-cafe
5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boy-drives-across-australia_us_58fcd410e4b06b9cb917a79e
6. https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her
Til’ Next Time, if you want to keep your man? Put menstrual blood in your man’s food!
#TLYK #NotAll Dents
