A.K.A. Tock Clowers P.I.
Today’s Report Includes: “WeedBot”[1], “Poop-erintendent”[2], “And, Well”[3], “Me-OW, Yeah, That’s The Good Stuff”[4], & “A Good (Flower) Boy”[5]
Also, the debut of THREE brand new segments! Confessions, To The Clock Tower or To The Stars, &
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
Article Links:
1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/15/17688120/social-influence-robots-ai-peer-pressure-children
2. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superintendent-resigns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913
3. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/grandma-shot-bicyclist-masturbating-break-in
4. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/bondage-cat-reason-sadomachism-sex-toxoplasma-brain-parasite-a7447681.html
5. http://www.wsfa.com/story/38409771/al-man-on-mission-to-mow-lawns-in-all-50-states
Til’ Next Time, remember that all of God’s nuts are created equally.
#TLYK #GoThree #Shitman #ClockTower
A.K.A. You Must Be 30 Years Old At Least
Today’s Report Includes: “SweetTart 4 Gov”[1], “They'll Think It's Just A Present”[2], “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Ol’BitCH-uary Corner”[4], & “KU-Ra-Banned”[4]
Also: Space Talk, Where The Drugs At, and everyone’s Favorite Inevitably Time Honored New Segment Obituary Corner.
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
Game Corner: Yakuza 0 (PS4) 10/10, Dead Cells (Switch), Minute (Switch), Death Road To Canada (Switch) 9/10, OXENFREE (Switch) 7/10, Captain Toad (Switch)
Article Links:
1. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/
2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/07/Minnie-Mouse-wrapping-paper-disguises-cocaine-as-gifts/1171533655507/
3. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/woman-blows-through-stop-sign-at-60-mph-tells-police-she-s-a-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-
4. https://blogs.mprnews.org/newscut/2018/06/settling-old-scores-on-the-obituary-page/
5. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/06/amid-putin-bromance-steven-seagal-banned-from-ukraine-as-national-security-threat/
Til’ Next Time, Abuse That Beat.
#TLYK #1Year
A.K.A. The Roast of Matt Smith
Today’s Report Includes: “DONNIE… DONALD”[1], “Damon Thinks Del Is A Little Bitch”[2], “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Venti UnCuresed Soy Bone Juice, Thanks”[4], “Charlie Pibbles Redux”[5], “Otakus Unite”[6], & “If Colonel Sanders Was A Ghoul”[7]
Also, the return of everyone's (secret) favorite segment!!
Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99
Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez
Game Corner: Dead Cells[Switch], Zelda Breath of The Wild DLC 1&2 [Switch], The Bouncer [PS2]
Article Links:
1. https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-know-google-home-sounds-like-assumes-ghost/
2. https://news.avclub.com/gorillaz-concert-ends-early-after-del-the-funky-homosap-1827432626
2a. http://www.thefader.com/2018/07/12/del-the-funky-homosapien-gorillaz-in-stage-fall
2b. https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjva9/del-the-funky-homosapien-discusses-his-near-fatal-fall-and-painful-recovery
3. https://www.cnet.com/g00/news/giant-sexy-jeff-goldblum-statue-finds-a-way-into-our-hearts/?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%3D&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14
4. http://raycomgroup.worldnow.com/story/38687717/ominous-egyptian-sarcophagus-opened-found-to-contain-no-dark-forces
4a. https://gizmodo.com/big-mysterious-sarcophagus-opened-sucks-1827722447
5. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/20/child-spies-used-only-when-very-necessary-says-downing-street
6. https://nextshark.com/japan-shortage-ninjas-despite-offering-85000-salary/
7. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696
Til’ Next Time, Send Us Matt Smiths.
#TLYK #ZachWoodsRaisin