Ep 2: Come Into My Office

A.K.A. Alfred’s Last Podcast

Today’s Report Includes: “Patrick Stewart Masturbater”^[1], “McDonalds, Hit Us Up”^[2],  “Putting The Dick In Moby DIck”^[3], “Slithery Surprises”^[4], “Advanced Role Play”^[5], & “Shitler”^[6]

Also, Would you rather? Would ya'?? ... well, would ya, Andrew? Wait. Who IS Andrew??* Find out on this week's dahrty-dark episode! 

 

 

*(We may never know)

 

Would You Rather:  Give The First 95% of a Blow Job -or- The Last 5%?

Always Feel Like There’s A Small Rock In Your Shoe -or- Chip Crumbs In Your Bed 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

  

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/

2. https://worldnews.easybranches.com/regions/u-s/mcdonald-s-will-happily-deliver-adult-sized-onesies-so-you-can-have-your-big-mac-and-wear-it-too-195922

3. https://nypost.com/2017/05/12/chubby-shark-humper-might-be-an-ex-nypd-cop/

4. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/27/dozens-snakes-dumped-arkansas-walmart-parking-lot/307046001/

5. http://politicalhat.com/2016/08/13/federal-government-to-fund-creation-of-catgirls/

6. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

 

Til’ Next Time, DJ MOZZY O U T!

 

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