Ep 1: Clack-a-Lackin'

A.K.A. André’s Ball Scare

Today’s Report Includes: “Plant Gives Birth To a Ghost”^[1], “Aesthetic Balls”^[2],  “We’re Shutting This Shit Down”^[3], “Wowie-Zowie”^[4], “A Tale as Old As Time“^[5], “Possible Cryptid Morphsuit Man”^[6] , “Come On Kaley…”^[7] , “Breaking Bad Season 7”^[8], & “Roombas Give Good Head”^[9]

Also, the grand premier of our first segment: I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶t̶h̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶s̶e̶?̶ ̶ Dummy Dunkers!!! 

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/06/15/breatharian-couple-survives-on-the-universes-energy-instead-of-food/

2. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/man-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery-sweden-stockholm-plastic-fat-transfer-a7868741.html

3. https://www.apnews.com/04078109ae584df0b158c6ea8d968827

4. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/celeb-style/jennifer-lopezs-monokini-is-so-sexy-we-dont-even-know-where-to-begin/ss-AAx8gRJ

5. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-72-shoots-28-year-old-wife-head-bronx-home-cops-article-1.3361652

6. http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/police-called-after-someone-in-morph-suit-jumps-in-front-of-cars-in-gorleston-1-5093231

7. https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/thor-as-a-kid?utm_term=.ynJzey485#.kl8nklzOZ

8. http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/police-seize-nearly-1-million-in-meth-infused-lollipops-shaped-like-yoda/

9. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/07/25/the-company-behind-the-roomba-wants-to-sell-maps-of-your-home/

 

Til’ Next Time, Come ON Kaley…. Kaley!

 

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