Ep 79: Articles Read Correctly

A.K.A. Harry Potter Is Not A Joke

Today’s Report Includes: “Serial Toilet Clogger”[1], “Bad Mirror”[2],  “Do Not Pass Gas, Do Not Collect $200”[3], & “They Can’t”[4], “Stop All”[4b], “of Us”[4c]

Also, John McAffe Captain’s Log!!!

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Game Corner: Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Switch) [0/10]

Article Links: 

1. https://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2019/07/01/sheboygan-toilet-clogger-sentenced-probation-150-days-jail/1569553001/
2. https://wtkr.com/2019/07/19/cat-filter-mistakenly-applied-during-police-news-conference-on-double-murder/
3. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/farting-suspect-arrested-liberty-missouri_n_5d2602a6e4b07e698c441405
4. http://www.foxla.com/news/find-dat-big-boi-24k-pledge-to-storm-loch-ness-the-day-after-viral-area-51-raid-is-scheduled

4b. https://www.newsweek.com/area-51-raid-facebook-event-bermuda-triangle-storm-1449665. 

4c. https://time.com/5637270/rural-nevada-area-51/

'Till Next Time, Animal House, House, House...

 

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