The Less You Know

Ep 51: You Can't Look Like a Smash Mouth

A.K.A.  A Rooster Holding a Monster Energy Drink

Today’s Report Includes: “Curchill Tainted My Mind Palace”^[1], “Some Looney Tunes Shit”^[2],  “Muh ‘Lil Mahb’Butt’Butt Bit-Bit By Charlie”^[3], “Punch +2”^[4], & “Turn This Tub Into Wine”^[5]

Also, ZADDY TALK!!! 

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Game Corner: Nintendo Direct!!

Article Links: 

1. https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/music-news/paul-mccartney-opens-up-about-masturbation-sessions-with-john-lennon-and-using-prostitutes-in-the-beatles-days-37308601.html

2. https://www.wtnh.com/news/unusual-stories/pd-woman-injured-after-mistaking-dynamite-for-candle-in-bridgeport/1424556007

3. http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/08/28/former-soccer-star-says-rat-ate-his-foot-while-was-sleeping.html

4. https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2018/09/14/potato-burglar-south-lake-tahoe/

5. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/09/12/novelist-who-wrote-about-how-to-murder-your-husband-charged-with-murdering-her-husband/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.15f8e6e75177

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time; Zaddies Are Good, Zaddies Are Great- Don’t Let Rats Eat’cha Feet.

 

#TLYK #MoneyMan #RoosterGajinka

 

Ep 50: My Ghost Gun Bullets

A.K.A. New Girl: SHIPPUDEN 

Today’s Report Includes: “Oldblum and New Bloom”^[1], “Quit Hanging Around That Pee-noose!”^[2],  “There’s No Room Over There”^[3], “Here I Come DJ Sumirock”^[4], “The Kellogs Killer”^[5], “Swipe No On Social Experiments”^[6] & “Ghost Gun”^[7]

Also, TV Corner??!! 

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Game Corner: https://kotaku.com/wedding-proposal-hidden-in-spider-man-becomes-world-s-s-1828920048

Article Links: 

1. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-goldblum-charity-store-picture-frames_us_5b8ddec7e4b0162f47261b05

2. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2018/09/07/burt-reynolds-facebook-mistakenly-removed-steamy-cosmo-photo/1226062002/

3. https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/953382/Flat-Earth-theory-Australia-not-real-conspiracy

4. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/09/06/Japanese-woman-83-dubbed-worlds-oldest-club-DJ/5611536253850/

5. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/05/kelloggs-honey-smacks-cereal-cdc-salmonella/1199726002/

6. http://gothamist.com/2018/08/20/dudes_duped_in_tinder_scam.php

7. https://www.npr.org/2018/09/03/644260184/paranormal-investigator-fires-gun-at-ghost

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, I’m aware of the LAW.

Ep 49: The Visible Side of The Anti-Moon

A.K.A. The Flattest Episode

Today’s Report Includes: “Hot Ones S7 Fan Theory”^[1], “It’s Probably Financial”^[2],  “Just Give Em’ Weppies”^[3], “Popular Sci Vs. TFES”^[4], & “Skulls Off To Him”^[5]

Also, Another Piping Hot Installment of Where Are The Drugs??!!!

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. https://www.wtnh.com/news/unusual-stories/oreo-launches-hot-chicken-wing-and-wasabi-flavors/1389747903

2. https://www.livescience.com/24310-flat-earth-belief.html

3. https://news.sky.com/story/delhi-zoo-to-install-human-cages-in-tiger-enclosure-to-catch-visitors-who-fall-in-11487282

4a.https://www.popsci.com/10-ways-you-can-prove-earth-is-round

4b. https://wiki.tfes.org/Frequently_Asked_Questions

5. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7122330/man-cuts-off-nose-ears-living-skull/

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, you’re going to like the way it tastes. I guarantee it.

 

#TLYK #GlobularFever

Ep 48: Driving While Batman

A.K.A. It's Big Ol' Eyes-- On That Fish

Today’s Report Includes: “The Curiosity of Jeff Goldblum”^[1], “Tess Thompson Was Like, ‘Woah, Batman’”^[2],  “Man’s Man-Child’s Child”^[3], “So, That’s Good”^[4], & “Blink, And You’ll Miss Fish”^[5]

Also, It's Christmas Time In A̶u̶g̶u̶s̶t̶ September!!! 

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Game Corner: For The King (PC) [6+/10]

https://news.avclub.com/the-creators-of-the-nintendo-64-goldeneye-have-official-1828520705

Article Links:

1. https://news.avclub.com/nat-geo-hires-jeff-goldblum-to-walk-around-being-profe-1827880447

2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/21/Batman-driving-Batmobile-pulled-over-on-Ontario-road/6341534871119/

3. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/01/new-york-millennial-finally-leaves-his-parents-home-but-first-calls-cops-on-his-dad-over-legos.html

4. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/04/patron-shot-by-fbi-agent-at-colorado-nightclub-to-receive-free-drinks-forever.html

5. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/us/stolen-shark-aquarium-san-antonio.html

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, Please Take This Away From Me.

 

#TLYK #ItsBigOlEyes

Bonus Vol. 4: Cultural Appropriating Jeff Bridges

Brandon is busy performing CPR on his existence- so enjoy a look back on some artisanal bits, picked by our in-house connoisseur for the chief purpose of getting giggles goin'! 

 

 

Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Ep 47: The Moscow Mule-lining of André Lamillza

A.K.A. Tock Clowers P.I.

Today’s Report Includes: “WeedBot”^[1], “Poop-erintendent”^[2],  “And, Well”^[3], “Me-OW, Yeah, That’s The Good Stuff”^[4], & “A Good (Flower) Boy”^[5]

Also, the debut of THREE brand new segments! Confessions, To The Clock Tower or To The Stars, &  

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Article Links: 

1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/15/17688120/social-influence-robots-ai-peer-pressure-children

2. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superintendent-resigns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913

3. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/grandma-shot-bicyclist-masturbating-break-in

4. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/bondage-cat-reason-sadomachism-sex-toxoplasma-brain-parasite-a7447681.html

5. http://www.wsfa.com/story/38409771/al-man-on-mission-to-mow-lawns-in-all-50-states

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, remember that all of God’s nuts are created equally.

 

#TLYK #GoThree #Shitman #ClockTower

 

Ep 46: The One Year Podcast Episode of The Less You Know

A.K.A. You Must Be 30 Years Old At Least

Today’s Report Includes: “SweetTart 4 Gov”^[1], “They'll Think It's Just A Present”^[2],  “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”^[3], “Ol’BitCH-uary Corner”^[4], & “KU-Ra-Banned”^[4]

Also: Space Talk, Where The Drugs At, and everyone’s Favorite Inevitably Time Honored New Segment Obituary Corner.

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Game Corner: Yakuza 0 (PS4) 10/10, Dead Cells (Switch), Minute (Switch), Death Road To Canada (Switch) 9/10, OXENFREE (Switch) 7/10, Captain Toad (Switch)

Article Links: 

1. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/

2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/07/Minnie-Mouse-wrapping-paper-disguises-cocaine-as-gifts/1171533655507/

3. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/woman-blows-through-stop-sign-at-60-mph-tells-police-she-s-a-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-

4. https://blogs.mprnews.org/newscut/2018/06/settling-old-scores-on-the-obituary-page/

5. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/06/amid-putin-bromance-steven-seagal-banned-from-ukraine-as-national-security-threat/

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, Abuse That Beat.

 

#TLYK #1Year

Bonus Vol. 3: Maybe This is All Jokes

André is on vacation! So enjoy some our favorite bits and articles thus far! 

 

Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Ep 45: Go Back To The Clock Tower

A.K.A. The Roast of Matt Smith

Today’s Report Includes: “DONNIE… DONALD”^[1], “Damon Thinks Del Is A Little Bitch”^[2],  “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”^[3], “Venti UnCuresed Soy Bone Juice, Thanks”^[4], “Charlie Pibbles Redux”^[5], “Otakus Unite”^[6], & “If Colonel Sanders Was A Ghoul”^[7]

Also, the return of everyone's (secret) favorite segment!!

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Game Corner: Dead Cells[Switch], Zelda Breath of The Wild DLC 1&2 [Switch], The Bouncer [PS2]

Article Links: 

1. https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-know-google-home-sounds-like-assumes-ghost/

2. https://news.avclub.com/gorillaz-concert-ends-early-after-del-the-funky-homosap-1827432626

2a. http://www.thefader.com/2018/07/12/del-the-funky-homosapien-gorillaz-in-stage-fall

2b. https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjva9/del-the-funky-homosapien-discusses-his-near-fatal-fall-and-painful-recovery

3. https://www.cnet.com/g00/news/giant-sexy-jeff-goldblum-statue-finds-a-way-into-our-hearts/?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%3D&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14

4. http://raycomgroup.worldnow.com/story/38687717/ominous-egyptian-sarcophagus-opened-found-to-contain-no-dark-forces

4a. https://gizmodo.com/big-mysterious-sarcophagus-opened-sucks-1827722447

5. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/20/child-spies-used-only-when-very-necessary-says-downing-street

6. https://nextshark.com/japan-shortage-ninjas-despite-offering-85000-salary/

7. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, Send Us Matt Smiths.

 

#TLYK #ZachWoodsRaisin

 

Ep 44: I Want To Put A Can In A Basket

A.K.A. Put The Lime In That Money Tit

Today’s Report Includes: “How Much Car Would A Wood Chuck Chuck”^[1], “The Trix Rabbit of Kendall Jenner’s Life”^[2],  “71 Year Old Man Ruined By T̶i̶n̶a̶c̶h̶e̶ Himself”^[3], “Farmer Jacko”^[4], & “Le Petit Coq”^[5]

Also, the return of a long since performed, muchbeloved segment & some mailbag related madness!!! 

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Article Links: 

1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/12/17566924/paul-ryan-car-suv-woodchucks-eat-dead

2. https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/19/kendall-jenners-latest-date-night-with-ben-simmons-again-ruined-by-tinashe-reports-say/

3. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/07/15/a-71-year-old-man-tied-a-gun-to-a-weather-balloon-to-fake-his-own-murder-police-say/?utm_term=.b8a3b1c10d4a

4. https://laughingsquid.com/michael-jackson-goes-shopping/

5. https://www.yourtango.com/2017307263/review-little-rooster-vibrating-alarm-clock-wake-up-orgasm

 

 

 

Til’ Next Time, Soak ‘Em If You Got ‘Em.

 

#TLYK #Creepy Friends Stick Together #WinkHaha