The Less You Know

Ep 8: Nugg'um

A.K.A. Scammers, Beware

Today’s Report Includes: “Drugs Are One Hell of A Drugs”[1], “Martha’s BIG Mistake”[2],  “Road Bread”[3], “A Naughty Chimpy”[4], & “A Violent Violin Vandal”[5]

Also, Is That Danny DeVito?!?

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/district-court/woman-shouted-if-you-can-t-beat-them-eat-them-after-biting-detective-1.3225520
2. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/white-glamour-model-50000-size-12348755
3. https://katu.com/news/local/doh-rising-dough-spills-from-truck-makes-sticky-mess-on-i-5
4. https://www.cbs58.com/news/west-milwaukee-police-man-in-gorilla-mask-and-diaper-fakes-stealing-bananas-from-walmart
5. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/Woman-arrested-for-destroying-54-violins-owned-by-ex-husband

'Till Next Time, Google It (For Non Anime Fans).

 

#TLYK #WhiteFaceLivesMatter #PanicAtTheClownso #Clown Panic2017 #MightyJoeYoungThis #PutHimInJail #FreeNaughtyChimpy #HeDidNothingWrong #RoadBread # BurnDownThe90s

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Mighty Joe Young, But Naugthy Chimpy + Nugg ‘Em

Ep 7: Welcome to Thotwarts

A.K.A. My Life Amongst The Clowns

Today’s Report Includes: “Sax Surgery”[1], “An Audial Journey”[2],  “Clown Haus”[3], “Tokyo Tirade”[4], “Thicked Witch of The West”[5], & “REAL NICOLE ANGER”[6]

Also, André says a dirty word!!!

 

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Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. https://www.businessinsider.com/patient-played-sax-during-brain-surgery-2015-12
2. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-injects-drugs-testicles-mcdonalds-10933870
3. https://nerdist.com/it-movie-clowns-only-screening-alamo-drafthouse/
4. https://www.japankyo.com/2017/02/weird-wacky-interesting-japanese-news-tama-zoological-park-tokyo-chimpanzee-earthquake-dril-simulation/
5. ???
6. ???

'Till Next Time, Why Are You Sucking My Blood? XD

 

#TLYK #JugglingJuggalos #Thotwarts #WhitefaceLivesMatter #ThickedWitch

Ep 6: John Spider Eater

A.K.A. Squirrels Have Infested My Wife

Today’s Report Includes: “A Tree Interuption”[1], “An Egg Battle”[2],  “Umby Pumbly”[3], “Hot Clown”[4], “A Date Goes Smelly”[5], & “Shark PD”[6]

Also, Larry The Cable Guy impressions!!!

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez,

 

Article Links:

1. https://www.pressherald.com/2016/10/24/man-dressed-tree-arrested-blocking-portland-street/
2. https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/stabbings/roommates-fight-over-eggs-sends-one-man-to-hospital/
3. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/teletubbies-nightmarish-babies-its-ruined-10888501
4. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krishrach/wanting-to-bang-the-clown-from-it-is-apparently-a-thing
5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liam-smyth-toilet-date-tinder_us_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b
6. https://portcitydaily.com/local-news/2017/08/31/drone-footage-man-fleeing-police-nearly-a-mile-out-to-sea-pursued-by-shark-nws/

'Till Next Time, Can You Pass The Salt?.

 

#TLYK #TheLifeofATree #PixarBoy #PenguinPops #UmbyPumbly #DaddyLongLeg

Ep 5: Shrek and Pink

A.K.A. Roy Shrek Biv

Today’s Report Includes: “Tired Now?”[1], “Sssmuggling Sssuspect”[2],  “Some Castle of Cagliostro Shit”[3], “”[4], “[5]”, “”[6] & “”[7]

Also, Brandon gets the rest of the hosts to admit to thought crimes.

 

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Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2017/09/03-wife-cuts-husbands-penis-golf.html
2. http://incrediblethings.com/news/reptile-smuggling-man-arrested-smuggling-king-cobras-potato-chips-can/
3. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/30/thieves-dig-into-wine-cellar-paris-catacombs-france
4. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jesus-sonogram-pic_us_599eec21e4b0821444c16eb7
5. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/goat-human-face-village-terrified-11031007

 

'Till Next Time, young and young girls; we spend all day at the amusement park.

 

#TLYK

Ep 4: Trix Are For Me

A.K.A. Handy Hamburger Hell

Today’s Report Includes: “An Awful Litigious Pet Peeve”^[1], “The Thing I Am”^[2],  “Hamburger Help Yourself”^[3], “Dumb Idiot Has Been Dumb For Decades”^[4], “Grandma or Fine? Choose Wisely”^[5], & “Guardians of the Garlic-cy”^[6]

Also, the gang waxes poetic on penning dream musicals and for the first time, a TRIPLE Dummy Dunker.

 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

 

Article Links:

1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/05/17/texas-man-sues-his-date-texting-during-guardians-galaxy-vol-2/101786452/

2. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/steve-bannon-wrote-shakespearean-rap-musical-article-1.3129434

3. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a54737/hangry-woman-stabs-ex-boyfriend-in-the-back-for-refusing-to-make-her-food/

4. https://www.upi.com/British-woman-didnt-know-she-had-27-contact-lenses-on-one-eye/6401500252717/

5. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11354515/Boy-5-given-invoice-for-missing-friends-birthday-party.html

6. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/345478-9-year-old-applies-for-nasa-alien-fighting-job

 

Til’ Next Time, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PUPPIES GIRLS!

 

#TLYK #YelpMemes

Ep 3: Stop Saying U**r!

A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again

Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”^[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”^[2],  “No Thanks”^[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”^[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”^[5]

Also, the exciting conclusion of last week's would you rather saga and whole, whole song about vore.

 

Listicle: “”^[6]

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Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman

 

Would You Rather: All Your Fingers Are Dicks -or- Your Dick Is A Finger?

Article Links:

1. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/

2. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4227699/gravely-ill-boy-has-dreams-of-becoming-policeman-fulfilled/

3. https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/boogeyman-or-conspiracy-women-s-hair-being-mysteriously-chopped-off-across-haryana-ncr/story-0ISn38IjejK7puKfHrMxyJ.html

4. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/sausage-wielding-gang-attacks-vegan-cafe

5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boy-drives-across-australia_us_58fcd410e4b06b9cb917a79e

6. https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

 

Til’ Next Time, if you want to keep your man? Put menstrual blood in your man’s food!

 

#TLYK #NotAll Dents

Ep 2: Come Into My Office

A.K.A. Alfred’s Last Podcast

Today’s Report Includes: “Patrick Stewart Masturbater”^[1], “McDonalds, Hit Us Up”^[2],  “Putting The Dick In Moby DIck”^[3], “Slithery Surprises”^[4], “Advanced Role Play”^[5], & “Shitler”^[6]

Also, Would you rather? Would ya'?? ... well, would ya, Andrew? Wait. Who IS Andrew??* Find out on this week's dahrty-dark episode! 

 

 

*(We may never know)

 

Would You Rather:  Give The First 95% of a Blow Job -or- The Last 5%?

Always Feel Like There’s A Small Rock In Your Shoe -or- Chip Crumbs In Your Bed 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

  

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/

2. https://worldnews.easybranches.com/regions/u-s/mcdonald-s-will-happily-deliver-adult-sized-onesies-so-you-can-have-your-big-mac-and-wear-it-too-195922

3. https://nypost.com/2017/05/12/chubby-shark-humper-might-be-an-ex-nypd-cop/

4. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/27/dozens-snakes-dumped-arkansas-walmart-parking-lot/307046001/

5. http://politicalhat.com/2016/08/13/federal-government-to-fund-creation-of-catgirls/

6. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

 

Til’ Next Time, DJ MOZZY O U T!

 

#TLYK #ReverseHorcuses #ReverseHorcuses #SnakeGourmand #WhiteFaceLivesMatter

Ep 1: Clack-a-Lackin'

A.K.A. André’s Ball Scare

Today’s Report Includes: “Plant Gives Birth To a Ghost”^[1], “Aesthetic Balls”^[2],  “We’re Shutting This Shit Down”^[3], “Wowie-Zowie”^[4], “A Tale as Old As Time“^[5], “Possible Cryptid Morphsuit Man”^[6] , “Come On Kaley…”^[7] , “Breaking Bad Season 7”^[8], & “Roombas Give Good Head”^[9]

Also, the grand premier of our first segment: I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶t̶h̶?̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶s̶e̶?̶ ̶ Dummy Dunkers!!! 

 

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Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

 

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/06/15/breatharian-couple-survives-on-the-universes-energy-instead-of-food/

2. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/man-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery-sweden-stockholm-plastic-fat-transfer-a7868741.html

3. https://www.apnews.com/04078109ae584df0b158c6ea8d968827

4. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/celeb-style/jennifer-lopezs-monokini-is-so-sexy-we-dont-even-know-where-to-begin/ss-AAx8gRJ

5. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-72-shoots-28-year-old-wife-head-bronx-home-cops-article-1.3361652

6. http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/police-called-after-someone-in-morph-suit-jumps-in-front-of-cars-in-gorleston-1-5093231

7. https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/thor-as-a-kid?utm_term=.ynJzey485#.kl8nklzOZ

8. http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/police-seize-nearly-1-million-in-meth-infused-lollipops-shaped-like-yoda/

9. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/07/25/the-company-behind-the-roomba-wants-to-sell-maps-of-your-home/

 

Til’ Next Time, Come ON Kaley…. Kaley!

 

#Trillennials #ComeOnKaley #MethMyth